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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Love Text Message Quotes 451 - 475

451. You may have someone in your heart and in your mind, you may have someone in your dreams and someone in your life but I am your someone when you have no one.

452. A real friend not only goes out with you anywhere you go but also remembers you no matter how busy they are, who takes their time to say, "Hi Friend"

453. I wish I was a tear in your eyes so that I can roll down on your cheeks, touch lips and die happy but if you were a tear in my eyes, I will try hard not to cry coz I'm afraid to lose you.

454. You told me you miss me, but you don't. You told me you care for me but you don't. You told me I'm special but I'm not. Then you told me the truth that you don't love me, I smiled and said, "I know."

455. Alone? I'll be your shadow. Afraid? Stay behind me. Wanna cry? Here's my shoulder. Need a hug? I'll embrace you tightly and say, "Whatever happens, you have me."

456. Why do I text you? It's my choice. It's my way of saying I remember you. Why do I remember you? It's my choice. It proves that I care. Why do I care? I don't know, it's not my choice but my heart's.

457. People like you are found only once in a lifetime. I want to be sure that I'm not going to spend that lifetime looking for another you! I'm happy I met you!

458. I want my eyes to be your eyes so you could see how wonderful you are, I want my heart to be your heart so you could feel how much you mean to me, and I want my ear to be your ear so you could hear me whisper "I love you."

459. We are like pencils, the best part in us is inside, we make marks as we touch other's lives. when we make mistakes, we can erase and we become better as we are sharpened.

460. In love, never put yourself on a situation where you're not sure where you stand in a person's life. Never assume, never expect, so that if they choose to drop you, you have enough strength to move on.

461. I love you so much but you said we're better off as friends. I cried but it didn't help much coz' you love someone new and because of her, you forgot that you once said you love me too. =(

462. Stay humble, be faithful, offer hope, work diligently, fight fairly, live simply, love deeply, give generously, they say, "Bwisit! Kaya ko ba toh?" :)

463. One night the moon said "If he makes you cry then why don't you leave him?" I paused for awhile then looked back at the moon and said "Moon, would you ever leave your sky?"

464. Love is not blind. It sees but it does not mind.

465. Question: Why do Dracula's neighbors hate him? Answer: Because he is a pain in the neck!

466. Are you curious as to where was Viagra originated from? For sure a Filipino coined the word “Viagra”. Just examine the root word.

467. Brand statements of new condoms: Swift condoms - Mighty meaty! Purefoods - Tender juicy! Barney's - A bite full of fun! Max's condoms- Sarap to the bones!

468. 7 days makes 1 week; 7 days of sex makes 1 weak; but no sex in a week makes 1 sick; however, good sex once a week makes 1 seek.

469. Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If not, please make all my friends fat. Amen!

470. How good are you in Math? 2/7 + 9- 5/ 4/ 8- 2/ 5- 4/ 12- 8/2. The question: Sa palagay mo, relatives si Fernando Jose at Fernando Poe?

471. How can a woman tell if she’s flat chested? She looks down on her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees.

472. Sincere apology: If you do not like to read my SMS or don’t like to read or if my messages disturb you, then please don’t hesitate, feel free to throw your cellphone!

473. A Thai surnamed Mongkikimo commited suicide when his Pinay girlfriend Paquita wouldn’t marry him. The girl could not bear her family name “Paquita Mongkikimo”.

474. A true friend is like the shade of a great tree in the noonday heat. Para kang puno ng kampupot.

475. According to Science, man came from monkeys. I beg to disagree. Bakit ikaw, mukhang kabayo?!

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