tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40442326127619772752024-03-07T22:20:47.788-08:00Korny Mo - Compilation of Pinoy Jokes from Websites and Social Networking SitesKorny jokes, Funny jokes, pinoy jokes, filipino jokes, funny pinoy jokes, korny pinoy jokes, pinoy joke online, loko jokes, Love jokes, kilig jokes, green jokes, friend jokes, tagalog jokesBig Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.comBlogger368125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-68881526833354665902011-11-03T08:18:00.003-07:002011-11-03T08:18:49.306-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 191 - 200Cheesy Pick up Lines 181-190<br />
“Steady ka ba? Gusto kitang galawin eh.”<br />
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“Parang kang tae; hindi kita kayang paglaruan.”<br />
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“Dalawa lang ang pwedeng mangyari. Either magmurahan tayo o magmahalan tayo. So ano?”<br />
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“Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe, pero alam ko, ang simula, U N I.”<br />
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“Nakalimutan ko pangalan mo eh. Puwede bang tawagin nalang kitang AKIN?”<br />
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“Nakalunok ka ba ng kuwitis? Kasi pag ngumiti ka…may spark!”<br />
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Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…<br />
Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako! ..<br />
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Kung bola ka, at ako ang player.. Maso-shoot ba kita? …<br />
Hindi. Kasi lagi kitang ma-mi-miss! …<br />
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Uhhmmm.. race track ka ba? …<br />
Ang ganda ng curves mo!Big Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-3564623256039952562011-11-03T08:18:00.001-07:002011-11-03T08:18:26.629-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 181 - 190Cheesy Pick up Lines 181-190<br />
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“Google ka ba? Lahat kasi ng hinahanap ko, sa iyo ko natagpuan eh!”<br />
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tok! tok! tok! Pwede ba akong pumasok sa buhay mo?<br />
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Miss! langit na ba to? para ka kasing anghel.<br />
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Redhorse ka ba? ang lakas kasi ng tama ko sayo eh<br />
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Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? type kasi kita eh<br />
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alam mo bang exam ako? kaya sagutin mo na ko<br />
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kung bola ka at ako ang player, masho-shoot ba kita? hindi! kasi lagi kitang namimiss<br />
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Uy! papicture naman tayo oh? para madevelop tayo sa isa't isa.<br />
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Surgeon ka ba? kasi ikaw lang ang nakapagbukas ng puso ko.<br />
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Marimar, kaw ba yan? pwede ba akong maging sergio ng buhay mo?Big Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-9605289035509133182011-11-03T08:17:00.003-07:002011-11-03T08:17:58.064-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 171 - 180Cheesy Pick up Lines 171-180<br />
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“Centrum ka ba? Kasi, you make my life complete!”<br />
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“Alam mo ba ang pinakamasarap na feeling sa buong mundo? Ang maka-feeling ka!”<br />
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“Miss, mekaniko ka ba? Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.”<br />
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“Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car? Single kasi ako.”<br />
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Bagay sa yo maging Amo …..<br />
Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko…<br />
Sana posporo ka… at posporo din ako….<br />
Para match tayo!!!<br />
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Ahhh… excuse me Miss!… Troso ka ba?…<br />
Kasi, gusto kitang sibakin! ..<br />
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Hospital ka ba? ….<br />
May heart complication kasi ako.. Either I C U or U C me ..<br />
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“Sana exam mo nalang ako, para sagutin mo din ako.”<br />
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“Kung ibibigay ko ba sa yo ang manibela ng puso ko, ibabangga mo sa pader ng kabiguan?”<br />
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“Bastos ka rin no? Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko!”Big Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-24442310397491624752011-11-03T08:17:00.001-07:002011-11-03T08:17:25.722-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 161 - 170Cheesy Pick up Lines 161-170<br />
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“Inii-SMALL ka ba nila? Di bale, inii-BIG naman kita!”<br />
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“Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tingnan mo ‘ko – buhay nga pero patay na patay naman sa ‘yo!”<br />
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“Kodigo ka ba? Kasi, ikaw ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko, eh.”<br />
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“Kakapagod kasing umupo, eh. Pwede bang tayo na lang?”<br />
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“Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, babe? Nag-iisa ka lang kase sa puso ko eh.”<br />
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“Top view, side view, bottom view, kahit anong view, I love view.”<br />
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“Tulisan ba tatay mo? Kasi nabihag mo puso ko.”<br />
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“Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Can you substitute my ‘x’?”<br />
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“Masasabi mo bang bobo ako, kung ikaw lamang ang laman ng utak ko?”<br />
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“Amo ba kita? Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?”<br />
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“Calculator ka ba? Kasi, sa ‘yo pa lang, solved na ko.”<br />
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“Keyboard ka ba? Kasi type kita.”<br />
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“Pustiso ka ba? ‘Coz I can’t smile without you.”<br />
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“Kung posporo ka at posporo ako, eh di, match tayo!”<br />
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“Di mo pa nga ako binabato, tinatamaan na ‘ko sa yo.”<br />
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“Pulis ba tatay mo? Kasi, nahuli mo ang puso ko.”<br />
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“Matalino ka ba talaga? Sige nga, sagutin mo ‘ko!”<br />
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“Buti pa ang email, may attachment.”<br />
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“Di ka naman camera, pero tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.”<br />
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“Dalawang beses lang naman kita gusto makasama… ‘now’ and ‘forever.’”<br />
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“Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice, coz your body’s a Wonderland.”<br />
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Filipino funny Tagalog Pick Up Lines<br />
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O, Tagalog naman tayo, dahil mas matindi raw humirit ang mga Pinoy:<br />
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“Miss, Google ka ba? Kasi, nasa iyo ang lahat ng hinahanap ko.”<br />
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“Miss, album ka ba? Kasi, single ako, eh.”<br />
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“Apoy ka ba? Kasi ‘alab’ you.”<br />
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“Para kang traffic sa EDSA! ‘Coz I just can’t move on!”<br />
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“Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Kasi, botong-boto sa yo ang parents ko.”<br />
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“Ice ka ba? Crush kita eh.”<br />
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“Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo. You give me ‘hope’ and ‘more’…”<br />
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“Was your dad an alien? ‘Coz honey, there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!”<br />
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“Do you have a map? ‘Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes.”<br />
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“Am I a bad shooter? ‘Coz I keep on missing you.”<br />
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“Hi, you must be the devil? ‘Coz you’re hot as hell!”<br />
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“Hi, I’m Batman. Do you wanna see my batmobile?”<br />
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“Hi, I’m Superman. Can you read my mind?”<br />
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“Hi, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”<br />
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“Wanna bet 100 bucks you’re gonna turn me down?”<br />
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“Kiss me if I’m wrong… but isn’t your name (take a guess)?”<br />
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“Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”Big Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-89028985979188816862011-11-03T08:15:00.005-07:002011-11-03T08:15:36.289-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 121 - 130Cheesy Pick up Lines 121-130<br />
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“Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”<br />
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“You must be Jamaican, coz Jamaican me crazy.”<br />
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“You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.”<br />
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“Hi, my name is (your name), and you are… gorgeous!”<br />
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“Are you a tamale? Coz you’re hot!”<br />
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“Hi, have I seen you before? Oh yes, now I remember, in my dreams!”<br />
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“I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?”<br />
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“Am I in heaven? Or do you just look like an angel?”<br />
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“Your dad must’ve been retarded, ‘coz you are special.”<br />
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“Your dad must be a terrorist, ‘coz yoh da bomb!”<br />
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“If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal.”<br />
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“Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?”<br />
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“Well, here I am! What were your two other wishes?”<br />
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“If I were a gardener, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.”<br />
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“Hi, you got raisins? No? Well, how about a date?”<br />
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“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.”<br />
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“You must be a thief, ‘coz you stole my heart.”<br />
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“Hi, I’m Right… Mr. Right. You were looking for me?”<br />
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“Is your name Gillette? Coz you’re the best a man can get!”<br />
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“I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.”Big Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-45075345278672623802011-11-03T08:15:00.001-07:002011-11-03T08:15:04.063-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 101 - 110Cheesy Pick up Lines 101-110<br />
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Sana perfume ka na lang para suot-suot kta palagi.<br />
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Hika ka ba? Kasi you take my breathe away.<br />
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Alam mo para kang table of contents, kasi ikaw ang topic sa bawat pahina ng buhay ko.<br />
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Meralco ka ba?, kasi ikaw nagdala ng liwanag sa buhay ko.<br />
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Para kang pustiso, I can’t smile without you.<br />
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Bangin kaba? nahuhulog na ako sau.<br />
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Alam mo ba na pwede kitang idemanda ng trespassing?, Kasi basta-basta ka na lang pumapasok sa isip ko!<br />
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Kutsarita ka ba?, Kase hindi kumpleto ang kape at umaga ko pag wala ka eh.<br />
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“Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.”<br />
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“Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?”<br />
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Maging cactus ka man, handa akong masaktan… mayakap ka lang.<br />
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May MMDA ba dito? Nagkabanggaan kasi ang puso natin.<br />
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Kung ikakasal ka saan mo gusto? Ako kasi sa tabi mo.<br />
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Ihi ka ba? Hindi kasi kita matiis eh.<br />
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Para kang alak, ang lakas ng tama mo sa akin.<br />
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Irene: Sino ako?<br />
Apollo: Ikaw si Irene ko. Ikaw ang mapapangasawa ko. Photographer ka.<br />
Irene: Mali. Pulis ako. Ikaw kasi ang most wanted ko.<br />
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Sine ka ba? kasi sarap mong panoorin.<br />
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Apollo – Bakit ba hinahanap ang isang tao?<br />
Peachy -Kasi gusto mo siya?<br />
Apollo – Hindi, kasi nawawala.<br />
Irene – Bakit? Nawawala ba ‘ko?<br />
Apollo – Hindi, pero hindi ka kasi mawala sa isip ko eh.<br />
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Bagyo ka ba?<br />
Hindi baket?<br />
Ang lakas ng dating mo.<br />
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Alam mo bagay sayo yang damit mo. Pero mas bagay ako sayo.Big Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-88100235178607499832011-11-03T08:14:00.003-07:002011-11-03T08:14:27.652-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 81 - 90Cheesy Pick up Lines 81-90<br />
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Para kang tae… Di kita kayang paglaruan.<br />
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May mmda ba dito? nagkabanggaan kc mga puso natin!!!<br />
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Mahal kita,<br />
Sana pirated CD ka nalang para paulit-ulit mong sabihin ‘yan.<br />
Mahal kita. Mahal kita. Mahal kita. Mahal kita.<br />
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lumabas ka ba kagabi?<br />
huh? hindi!<br />
wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko kagabi eh..<br />
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ikaw ang pintura ko..<br />
bakit?<br />
kasi kinulayan mong buhay ko..<br />
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Para kang dictionary<br />
huh?<br />
kasi you give meaning to my life..<br />
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Bumili ka na ng salbabida..<br />
bakit? magsu-swimming tayo?<br />
hindi! baka malunod sa pagmamahal ko<br />
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Asan ka kagabi ?<br />
andito lang ako .. bakit ?<br />
Kaya pala wala ka sa panaginip ko<br />
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Alarm clock ka ba ?<br />
bakit ?<br />
Eh kasi ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso<br />
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Kandidato ka ba ?<br />
huh ? hindi<br />
Boto kasi tatay ko sayo eh<br />
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Kasi i wanna grow old with you…<br />
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- Alam mo bang parang 7-11 ang puso ko?…<br />
Kasi 24 oras bukas para sayo…..<br />
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- Nung mahalin kita…..daig ko pa ang na traffic sa edsa…<br />
I can’t move on….<br />
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- “Pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko..<br />
Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko..”<br />
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- You look like someone I know,<br />
My next Girlfriend<br />
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Alam mo, baka di ka na makauwi.<br />
Bakit?<br />
Eh kasi nasa isip na kita.<br />
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Alam mo kung bola ka baka di kita mai-shoot?<br />
Dahil lagi mo ako mamimiss.<br />
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Ulan ka ba? Kasi lupa ako, sa ayaw at sa gusto mo sa akin ang bagsak mo.<br />
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Tumatangkad ka ba? Kasi dati hanggang balikat lang kita. Ngayon, nasa isip na kta.<br />
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Lumiit ka ba? Dati kasi hanggang ulo kita, pero ngayon nasa puso na kita.<br />
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gurl: bakit?!<br />
guy: laki na kasi ng interes ko sayo!<br />
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- Accountant : hindi ako balansyado!<br />
target: baket?<br />
accountant : wala ka kasi sa buhay ko<br />
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- Diabetic : delikado buhay ko sa iyo<br />
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target : baket?<br />
diabetic : diabetic ako, bawal ang matamis, and you the sweetest person i know..<br />
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para may pag-asang sagutin mo….<br />
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- “Patingin nga ng kamay mo.<br />
Hindi naman pala ganun kalaki, ba’t hawak mo buong mundo ko?”<br />
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- “Pagtiningnan kita, pwedeng tingan mo rin ako?<br />
Para may pagtingin tayo sa isa’t isa.”<br />
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- “Sana ako na lang ang right hand mo.<br />
para tuwing National anthem, ako ang nasa puso mo.”<br />
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- Ipa-blood test mo kaya ako????<br />
para malaman mong ikaw ang type ko… ^_^<br />
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- Wag kang maooffend ha… Pero sa tingin ko magnanakaw ang mga magulang mo… Ninakaw lahat ng bituin sa langit at inilagay sa mga mata mo<br />
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- Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso… dalawa na lang daw ang option…either ICU or you see me…<br />
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- Lam mo kasi parang nabili ko na lahat ng gusto ko kasi nasa akin ka<br />
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- Me: Sino dito ang may gusto ng party after graduation?<br />
Classmate: Mas gusto kita….Big Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-89442533204031281062011-11-03T08:12:00.004-07:002011-11-03T08:12:52.806-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 51 - 55- naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight? o gusto mong dumaan ako ulit?<br />
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- Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..<br />
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..<br />
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- Can i take your picture??<br />
‘Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!<br />
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- Sana “V” na lang ako..<br />
Para I’m always right next to “U”<br />
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- Hindi tayo tao.. hindi tayo hayop…BAGAY tayo… BAGAY tayo…Big Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-80482482486722439002011-11-03T08:12:00.002-07:002011-11-03T08:12:34.013-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 46 - 50- boy: alam mo ba? ang bigas, gasolina, pamasahe, tuition fee, isda, karne, lahat sila nagmamahalan…<br />
girl: eh ano ngayon?<br />
boy: tayo na lang kaya ang hindi!<br />
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- “Mula ngayon gusto ko malaman mo,<br />
Ako na ang magpapaaral sayo….<br />
Basta pagaralan mo lang ay ang mahalin ako”<br />
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- Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung didiretsuhin ko bang daan na ‘to,<br />
O may ibang shortcut sa puso mo?<br />
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- Miss.. para kang video game.<br />
ayaw kung ma-game over eh.<br />
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- magtatayo ako ng tindahan, mura lahat ng bilihin…<br />
pero sa iyo lang ako MAGMAMAHALBig Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-31708584226414475392011-11-03T08:12:00.000-07:002011-11-03T08:12:07.994-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 41 - 45- Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..<br />
coz’ all i ever think of is you..<br />
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- Miss. hindi kita kaya ipakulong. kahit ninakaw mo puso ko.<br />
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- Ang galing mo pala sa puzzle…<br />
Kase kakaumpisa pa lang ng araw ko, binuo mo na.<br />
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- Buti pa ang keyboard magkatabi ang U & I.<br />
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- Sa mga madalas sa starbucks<br />
“Pakihawak naman nitong mocha frap ko.”<br />
Pagka sauli sa iyo sabay tikim.<br />
“Thank you ha… kulang lang kasi sa tamis.”<br />
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</div>Big Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-5920276024278072672011-11-03T08:11:00.003-07:002011-11-03T08:11:19.736-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 36 - 40- Di ko naman pinipilit na maging akin ka eh, ang sakin lang naman… maging sayo ako<br />
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- Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo palang patay na patay na ako.<br />
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- Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad mo sa renta…<br />
Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa puso ko eh.<br />
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- Uy pa picture tayo!!<br />
para ma-develop tayo!<br />
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- meron ka bang eraser?<br />
hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.Big Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-15715175584459907372011-11-03T08:11:00.001-07:002011-11-03T08:11:02.062-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 31 - 35To the world, you may be one person<br />
But to me, you are the world!!!<br />
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- Miss/Name of the girl, samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist pag libre ka. Sabi kasi nung doctor dalin ko daw yung kinababaliwan ko.<br />
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- You: Tapos na ba exams nyo?<br />
Girl: Bakit?<br />
You: Para ako naman sagutin mo.<br />
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- Patulong naman sa Physics here’s the problem:<br />
If car A & car B left at the same time with car A at 160kph & car B at 180kph,<br />
How long will I wait for you to be with me?Big Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-32828565649670931462011-11-03T08:10:00.005-07:002011-11-03T08:10:46.154-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 26 - 30Ayoko na sa buhay ko<br />
Ayoko na sa sarili ko<br />
Pwede bang sayo na lang ako???<br />
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Pag wala ka ang buhay ko parang lapit na hindi natatasahan…<br />
“pointless”<br />
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Dalawang beses lang naman kta gusting makasama…<br />
“Now and forever”<br />
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Para tayong kuwento ni Juan Tamad..<br />
Ako si Juan Tamad, ikaw yung bayabas..<br />
“Hinihintay lang kitang mahulog sakin”<br />
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Bagyo ka ba???<br />
Kasi the moment you left my area of responsibility<br />
You leave my heart in the state of calamity…Big Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-13349648684878070382011-11-03T08:10:00.003-07:002011-11-03T08:10:24.461-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 21 - 25Pwede mo ba akong samahan???<br />
Samahan habang buhay….<br />
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Napaos na naman ako…<br />
Kanina ko pa kasi sinisigaw pangalan mo eh…<br />
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Taga FEU ka ba???<br />
Sabi kasi ng puso ko “tama-raw na ibigin ka”<br />
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Nahulog ka sa puno<br />
Nahulog ka sa bubong<br />
Nahulog ka sa hagdanan<br />
Anong problema ng gravity… di ka nahulog sakin???<br />
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Sana ako na lang si antok<br />
Para gabi-gabi pwede kitang dalawin…Big Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-16148730622127416432011-11-03T08:10:00.001-07:002011-11-03T08:10:06.800-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 16 - 20Mahilig ka ba magluto ng pansit canton??<br />
Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko,<br />
“Lucky Me”<br />
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Kung magiging lindol ako…<br />
Puso mo ang unang yayanigin ko…<br />
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Head and Shoulders ka ba???<br />
Kasi you’re my world’s number one..<br />
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Some more sweet pick up lines in tagalog below.<br />
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Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao<br />
Ibebenta ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi…<br />
Dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal…Big Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13153930298139323534noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4044232612761977275.post-72721594139672887172011-11-03T08:09:00.004-07:002011-11-03T08:09:50.498-07:00Sweet Cheesy Pick Up/Banat Lines 11 - 15Pag gumawa ako ng planeta gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko…<br />
Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko…<br />
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Aanhin pa ang relo???<br />
Kung titigil din sayo ang oras ko…<br />
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There’s just one thing I want to change you…<br />
Your surname….<br />
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Bakit ba ang likot likot mo???<br />
Ayan tuloy natabig mo puso ko,<br />
Nahulog tuloy sayo…<br />
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San mo gusting ikasal???<br />
Ako kasi sa tabi mo eh…<br />
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