Love Text Message Quotes 1201 - 1250

1201. Friendship isn't ranked by whom we have known the longest, who came first or who cares the best. It's about who came and never left.

1202. I think, part of the reason why people hold on to something so tight for so long is because they fear that something so great won't happen twice.

1203. Sometimes, the best way to find what you're looking for is to stop looking for it. The answers are usually within us and the harder we try to look ahead, the further we get from what's right in front of us.

1204. Mistakes make you think. They make you realize what you had, what you've lost and what you've taken for granted. They make you realize that sometimes, there are no next times, no time outs and no second chances.

1205. Being happy doesn't mean everything's ok. It only means you've decided to see things beyond life's imperfections! Whatever happens, stay happy and enjoy what life brings!

1206. I have special sleeping arrangements for you. Bed of trust, pillow of care, bedsheet of understanding, blanket of peace and dreams of love. Good night!

1207. When we sigh about our problems, they grow double but when we laugh about them and lift them up to God, they become bubbles. Have a bright and bubbly day!

1208. What is the meaning of life? "Taking pain," said the nail. "Keeping cool," said the ice. "Driving hard," said the hammer. "Being up-to-date," said the calendar. "Being sharp," said the knife. "Making light around you," said the fire. "Sticking to it," said the glue. "Being bright," said the lamp. "Being on time," said the clock. "Saving a drop," said the faucet. And best of all, "learning from it," said the mistake.

1209. Today is national good looking person day. Send this to someone drop dead gorgeous and alluring. Don't send it back to me, I've received hundreds already.

1210. Don't ever forget that there is no need to worry about forgetting things as you grow older because you'll soon forget what you have forgotten. - Al Zheimer.

1211. It's better to cry in a Rolls Royce than to be happy on a bicycle. - just an opinion. =)

1212. You never even thanked me for making you happy, then you throw me away just like that. I hate you for using me, for making my life full of sh*t! - tissue.

1213. You can never change the past nor control the future. But you can change the mood of the day by touching someone's private organ. The heart. Now you're smiling! Good morning!

1214. What is the most sensitive part of the body while having sex? Answer: Ears! Why? Because it can easily hear foot steps coming. =)

1215. Eight qualities of a perfect boyfriend. Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious and Self-organized. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

1216. Mahirap para sa akin ang hindi ka makita, mahirap para sa akin ang hindi ka makasama. Mahirap para sa akin ang mawala ka. Pero mas mahirap para sa akin ang ibigay mo ako sa iba kahit alam mong mahal kita.

1217. Ano ba ang pagmamahal? Yun bang pinaiyak ka na, pinatawad mo pa? Yun bang binabalewala ka na, hinahanap mo pa? Yun bang nagmamahal na ng iba, minamahal mo pa? O yun bang kinalimutan ka na, umaasa ka pa?

1218. Masaya lang tayo kapag may mga messages, minsan kahit na walang kwenta, basta galing sa mahal mo, masaya ka na! Kapag galing ba sa akin, masaya ka ba? Kahit wala akong kwenta?

1219. Happy lunch time! Simpleng salita, simpleng bati, pero para sa akin, malalim dahil sa simpleng salitang yun, nasabi kong naalala kita bago ako kumain. =)

1220. Kapag in love, ang sarap ng feeling. Kapag nasaktan, ang hirap tanggapin. Hindi mo alam kung biro, hindi mo alam kung totoo. Pero isa lang ang totoo. Love ko yung nagbabasa nito na kapag nawala sa buhay ko, mababaliw ako! =)

1221. Kung andito ka siguro sa tabi ko, wala siguro akong magagawa kundi titigan ka, tumingin sa mga mata mo, pero sabay ng pagtitig ko sa iyo ang dalanging sana, hindi ka mawala sa buhay ko.

1222. Gusto mo bang malaman kung gaano ka kahalaga? Hindi ako sasagot, hahawakan ko na lang ang kamay mo at ilulublob sa kumukulong tubig at sasabihing, "Masakit, di ba? Ganyan kapag nawala ka." =)

1223. Pinilit kong huwag magtext dahil alam kong istorbo lang ako. Pero talagang hindi ko matiis na hindi ka kumustahin! Magalit ka na, pero miss lang talaga kita!

1224. Birth months and their meanings. January - seloso/selosa. February - mahirap mahalin, moody, katok. March - sweet, may konting arte. April - pasaway, makulit, yabang. May - honest, minsan nangangaliwa. June - lover, user, playgirl/playboy. July -stick to one, sex trip. August - mahilig sa sex pero loyal. September - takot magmahal at masaktan, simpleng malibog. October - hindi kuntento sa isa, bolero. November - serious, bossy, mainit sa kama. December - mapagmahal, babaero, malibog. Tama ba yung sa 'yo??

1225. Ang chuva ay isang powerful word na ginagamit as noun, verb, adjective and all parts of speech. Lalo na kapag nakalimutan mo ang right term of use. Pass this chuva to 20 of your chuvas before chuva ends. If you don't chuva this chuva, you will get chuva to the highest level. Machuchuva ka talaga. Believe me. This is true. =)



1226. Boy1: Nag-aalala ako sa kapatid ko. Boy2: Bakit? Boy1: Lagi nya kasing kinakausap ang sarili nya dati, pero ngayon, hindi na. Boy2: Di magaling na sya, bakit hindi na nya kinakausap ang sarili nya? Boy1: Magkagalit daw sila. =)

1227. Hindi lahat ng kulot, salot. - Goldilocks.

1228. Este tinente opera lanesta komta diem jak galan nalu hagat tani diem. Lagot! Nabasa mo ang orasyon ng ligaw na kaluluwa, Mamaya, may magpaparamdam sa iyo! Awwooo!!

1229. Trivia: Did you know that undas means "lungkot nu"? Kasi, kapag binaligtad mo yun, "sadnu". O di ba?! Hehehe. Toink!

1230. Hey! I'm selling original Lacoste t-shirt for only 100 pesos! Kaya lang, yung buwaya, nangangagat ng nipples! But don't worry, dinidilaan nya muna! =)

1231. Boom talong-talong. Boom talong-talong. Kamatis, kamatis, bagoong! Hehehe! Kinanta mo ano?? Hahaha!

1232. Pinapaikot mo na lang ako palagi. Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti't patayin mo na lang ako! - Electric Fan.

1233. This message will explode in 5 seconds... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Boom!! Tarat! tarat! Boom tarat tarat! Tararat! Tararat! Boom! Boom! Boom! Shoink!

1234. Hindi ako magsosorry dahil sinabi ng press! Hindi ako magsosorry dahil sinabi ng career. At hindi ako magsosorry dahil sinabi ng panahon! It will come in and it has to be real! - Gretchen Baretto. Taray noh? Toink!

1235. Hindi lahat ng bubuyog, kulay itim! - Jollibee.

1236. Alam mo ba kung bakit sa tingin ko, hulog ka ng langit? Kasi, bawal ka roon! Hehehe =)

1237. Why are we friends? Dahil praning ako, praning ka rin. Baliw ako, baliw ka rin. Maloko ako, maloko ka rin. Cute ako, wala ng space.

1238. Toto: Nay, nay! Anong ulam, inay? Nanay: Tingnan mo na lang sa ref, anak. Toto: Eh wala naman tayong refrigerator, inay, di ba? Nanay: Eh di wala tayong ulam!

1239. Pedro: May nasagot ka ba sa exam? Juan: Wala eh, blangko ang papel ko. Pedro: Ako din eh, walang laman ang papel ko. Blangko din! Juan: Patay tayo! Pedro: Bakit? Juan: Baka sabihin ni ma'am, nagkopyahan tayo!

1240. Pedro: Juan, masaya ka ata? Juan: Oo, nagpa brain scan ako. Madalas kasing sabihin ng tatay ko na wala akong utak eh. Sabi ni doktor, hindi lang isa ang utak ko, may TWO MORE pa!!

1241. Mahirap ang buhay may asawa. Umaga - laba damit. Tanghali - sampay damit. Hapon - tiklop damit. Gabi - plantsa damit. Hatinggabi - hubad damit. Madaling araw - hanap damit!

1242. Words of wisdom: "to do is to be.." - Socrates. "to be is to do..." - Sartre. "do be do be do" - Kamikazee. =)

1243. Promoter: Misis, kapag pinaghalo ang Breeze at Tide, bubula kaya? Misis: Aba, syempre! Promoter: Mali! Misis: Bakit naman? Promoter: Wala pang tubig, ano ka ba?!

1244. May kwento ako tungkol sa lovelife ng ampalaya. Huwag na lang! Masyadong mapait!

1245. Alam kong sa tingin mo, masaya ako! Pero bakit kayo ganyan?! Sa tuwing wala na kayong masabi, ako na lang ang ginagamit nyo! Pagod na pagod na ako sa pagngiti! - smiley. =)

1246. Grabe! Biruin mo, 15000 pesos daw, hot oil lang! 150000 pesos ang rebonding! Sobra naman yang David's Salon na yan! - Rapunzel.

1247. Filipino class. Guro: Juan, magbigay ng pangungusap na may tayutay (figure of speech). Juan: Ahem... "Ang tatay ay nadapa... Tayu, tay!" =)

1248. Hindi makapagtimpla ng juice si Inday. Tahimik lang syang nakatitig sa bote ng juice. Dahil nakasulat: Concentrate. =)

1249. Ang stars, ginawa para makapagwish. Ang angels, ginawa para tagabantay. Eh ako?! Bakit ako ginawa? Wala lang. Para lang may kaayaaya sa mundo! =)

1250. Minsan, tinanong ko sa sarili ko, bakit nakilala kita? Bakit nakasundo kita? Bakit naging kaibigan kita? Ngayon, alam ko na ang sagot, simple lang pala! Kasi, mabait ako! Hahaha!