Love Text Message Quotes 1001 - 1050

1001. Work is the greatest thing in the world, so I always save some of it for tomorrow. - Juan Tamad. Very inspirational! =)

1002. Buddha says, "In the end, only 3 things matter... how much we loved, how gently we lived and how gracefully we let go of the things not meant for us." Good afternoon!

1003. While Dad was polishing his new car, his four-year old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In his anger, Dad took the child's hand and hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, his child said, "Dad, when will my fingers grow back?" Dad was so hurt. He went back to the car and kicked it a lot of times. Sitting back, he looked at the scratches the child made, it read... "I LOVE YOU DADDY"

1004. Boy: I saw her. Still pretty and she looks so happy. Girl: I saw him. I felt like crying but I won't let him notice that. Boy: I wonder if she's now taken, maybe, she is. Girl: I'm still single, can't seem to find someone who could take his place. Boy: I know she's angry. Girl: After all he's done, I couldn't get angry. Boy: I'm coward not to choose her. Girl: He was brave enough to choose the one he truly loves. Boy: I regret it. Girl: Wish he never left. Boy: I love her but it's too late, she doesn't love me anymore. Girl: I love him still but I should move on. =(

1005. I always dream, I tend to be happy, but my dreams won't fit my eyes, that's why they fell and became tears, because you are the dream that is out of my reach.

1006. I just wanna let you know that you are my only special friend. The rest are normal! Hahaha!

1007. Every nice friend is a glimpse of God. It is one of life's best blessings, a priceless gift that can never be bought, sold or forgotten. Good morning!

1008. There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. Good morning!

1009. Morning thought: Contentment is not always the fulfillment of what you want, it is the realization of how blessed you are for what you already have. Good morning and God bless!

1010. I can't be a dummy if I know deep within me I'm real. Yet, some people may misunderstood me, and don't even bother to take a simple glimpse of my worth. But this is what I want to say... What you see is what you get. Judge me? Well, it depends on what you see but knowing me? It is your creativity to look deeper, peel whatever cover you could see, because deep within me is what makes me human. Not perfect, just the real one.

1011. Words of a student to live by: "Whenever I feel like studying, I lie down until the feeling is gone." Yeah!

1012. You know what happiness is? It's waking up in the middle of the night, shifting blankets and feeling the heat of the person next to you. You turn around and you see that person in his/her most innocent state. You smile, kiss the face gently so as not to awake that person. You turn around and a grin forms on your face. Then, you feel an arm wrapped around your waist, and you know it doesn't get any better than this. :)

1013. Loving is not what we see but what we feel, not how we listen but how we understand, not how we forget but how we forgive. Loving is holding on even when the pain dares you to let go.

1014. 1986 was a year of revolutions. It was the year when our people kicked out a dictatorship that stifled our freedom. It was the year the first lady president stepped into power. And it was the year when the Filipino people heard the powerful voice of Regine Velasquez!

1015. Take 60 seconds and pass this on to those you want God to bless, and don't forget to send it back to the one who asked God to bless you first. Father, God, bless all my friends and family in whatever it is that You know they may be needing this day. May their life be full of Your peace, prosperity and power as he/she seeks to have a closer relationship with You. Amen.

1016. The Israelites saw Goliath and said, "He is so big, we cannot win." David saw Goliath and said, "He is so big, I cannot miss!" Life is a matter of perspective. Good night!

1017. We can love someone and just be happy about it even if we know that it cannot last forever. It is not about having someone. It is not about owning a relationship, it is just about being happy because you know you have loved someone. There is a purpose and meaning behind all events and this purpose and meanings develop you as a person and a lover. Whatever relationship you have in your life now, they are precisely the ones you need at this moment.

1018. The night is designed to end the worries and fears of the day, it signifies to leave it all to God and prepare for another day to come. Have a peaceful night and a blessed tomorrow!

1019. Friendship is an investment! It gives you security, happiness, trust, love and care. Thanks for depositing this to me without even asking for any interest! Please, don't withdraw!

1020. When you hold someone, hold them like it's the last time you will ever see them and when they go, don't make reasons for them to stay... only reasons for them to return.

1021. True wealth is not a matter of bank accounts and assets. It's in the values we live and share as well as the persons we keep in touch with and care. Good night!

1022. The word "Good morning!" doesn't really mean "Gising na!" But it's a fact one of the silly way of saying I've been thinking of you everytime I wake up. Good morning!

1023. Kinds of perfume for women: teener - Cool Water. lady - Giorgio Armani. newly wed - Bulgari. married - Sweet Honesty. spinster - Green Cross. old lady - Albatross.

1024. Lagi kitang kinukumusta, tinatanong kung ok ka. Inaalala kahit malayo ka, pero pinakagusto kong sabihin, "Sana, kasama kita para masaya." Kasi, alam mo, "Iba kapag andito ka!" I miss you!

1025. Sagutin mo ito ha. Kung mahal mo talaga ang isang tao, maaayos mo itong letters na ito in 3 words. "ETYEFSUEOR" Kapag hindi mo nasagot, means, hindi ka marunong magmahal. Hintayin ko ang sagot ha! Note: Answer is "SET YOU FREE"



1026. Kapag may bagay na mawawala sa akin, pwedeng huwag ikaw? Kung may taong lalayo sa akin, sana, hindi ikaw. Kung may taong makakasama ako habambuhay, favor naman o. Pwede, ikaw na lang?

1027. Kinatok mo ang puso ko, pinatuloy kita. Pero tumigil ka sa pinto, nag-isip ka pa yata! Tanong ko lang, tutuloy ka pa ba? Kasi, hindi na ako magpapapasok pa ng iba kapag nasa loob ka na.

1028. Araw-araw, ang daming problema! Tumingin ako sa langit at sumigaw, "Sana, mamatay na lang ako!" Eh nakita kita, may dalang Red Horse! Sumigaw ulit ako, "Lord, joke lang po! Mag-iinuman muna kami..."

1029. Bunso: Huhuhuhuhu! Inay: Bakit umiiyak ang kapatid mo? Ate: Ewan ko sa kanya, hinog na nga ang ibinigay ko sa kanya, sa akin, hilaw, iiyak pa! Inay: Bakit, ano palang kinain nyo? Ate: Sili.

1030. Nanay: Lakas mong kumain ah, kapal talaga ng mukha mo! Bwisit! Anak: Inay naman! E kung yung baboy, kumain, tuwang tuwa pa kayo! Sino ba talaga ang anak nyo, ako, o yung baboy?

1031. Lalake, nahulog sa septic tank, sumigaw, "Sunog! Sunog!" Dumating ang bumbero, naligtas sya. Tinanong sya, "Bakit sunog ang isinigaw mo?" Lalake: Kung ebak ba, pupunta ba kayo dito?

1032. Songs of married couple: First night: Aray naku! 1-5 years: Araw-araw, gabi-gabi! 6-15 years: Paminsan-minsan. 16-25 years: Sana Kahit Minsan. 26-49 years: Gaano Kadalas ang Minsan? 50 up: Maalaala Mo Kaya?

1033. Anak: Inay, nung nasa bus kami ni papa, sabi nya, bigay ko inuupuan ko sa dalagang sumakay. Inay: Tama yun anak. Anak: Pero inay, nakakandong lang ako kay papa nun!

1034. Learn Japanese. Is this your underwear? - Jakimoto? Speechless - Wasabhe. What are your thoughts? - Kurokuromo? Are you a regular customer? - Sukikaba?

1035. Pasyente: Dok, bakit kapag nanonood ako ng x-rated, nagkukulay orange ang t*ti ko? Dok: (inexamine) Kapag manonood ka ulit ng x-rated, huwag kang kakain ng Chiz Curls.

1036. Masarap daw mag-asawa ng Canadian. Kasi, pwede mong sabihing maglaba canadian. magsaing canadian. linis canadian. punas canadian. O ano? Ok canadian? Smile canadian.

1037. Anak: Tay, bili tayo ng bebelgam. Tatay: Tanga! Hindi bebelgam yun, bubble gum! Anak: Whatever, pahingi ng barya tay. Tatay: Kunin mo dun sa corn first ko! =)

1038. Lani Misalucha : Asia's Nightingale. Regine Velasquez : Asia's Song Bird. Christian Bautista : Hearthrob of Asia. Gloria Macapagal Arroyo : Mole of Asia!

1039. Ang hangin, kahit saan pwedeng pumunta, pwedeng madama at pwedeng makasama. Samantalang ako, nandito, mag-isa habang iniisip ka. Sana, hangin na lang ako para sa mga oras na ito, magulo ko ang buhok mo! hehehe

1040. Gusto mo ngang magmahal, wala namang dumarating. May darating nga, sasaktan ka lang naman, bakit kaya ganun? Samantalang yung iba, kahit mukhang paa, tatlo-tatlo ang syota, nangangarir pa!

1041. Ching chang chung shang tian li yao lai! Mo yang shang hai la? Piao xi moi pai poi la tang siang, tiao que, bo cho lo ke. Hayaaaaah! - Jackie Chan from the movie Pink Dragon and the Shaolin Sisters.

1042. Bakla: Papa, finger mo naman ako sa pwet. Bf: Ok! Bakla: Deeper, papa! Bf: Uhm! (inserts whole hand and pulls out a Rolex) Ano ito?! Bakla: Surprise! Happy birthday!

1043. Sa tuwing nagtetext ka, natatanggap ko naman!

1044. A girl was on the way to the dorm. She's the only remaining passenger on the jeep. She had taken this route many times before, so she was surprised when the driver suddenly changed his course. Alarmed, she told the driver she's off to the dorm. After few minutes, they returned to the original route and the driver dropped her off the dorm, but before letting her, he gave her few words of advice. "Ineng, pag uwi mo, hubarin mo agad yung damit mo at kung pwede, sunugin mo agad. Iniba ko yung ruta para makaiwas sa disgrasya. Kanina kasi, pagtingin ko sa salamin, wala kang ulo!" Happy Halloween!

1045. From: 0919789***0. Message: Hi, I'm Lara. 5'4" ang height, long hair, maputi at duguan ang mata. Kamamatay ko lang kanina. Kapag hindi mo ito ipinasa sa 15 tao, makikita mo ako mamayang 3AM, nakatabi sa iyo! Happy Halloween!

1046. Iiyak ka ba kapag namatay ako? Papatak ba ang luha mo dahil wala na ako. Mamimiss mo kaya ang mga kakulitan ko? O kasabay ng libing ko, pasimple ka lang magtatago ng tinapay at Zest-O?!

1047. God gave me a gift wrapped in a glittering gold. So much to my delight, I opened it and found you! Si Lord talaga, October pa lang, pang halloween na yung gift!

1048. There is a group of students in a laboratory, each is holding a bottle of aborted fetus. One of them got her phone ringing and it was her dad. The girl ran screaming outside the lab. Why? Her dad on the other line said, "Asan ka ba? Bakit ang ingay, puro batang umiiyak!" Good night! Happy Halloween!

1049. One Sunday, a guy plan to go to church to pray for his girlfriend that died a week ago. That church was where both of them attended mass together. While walking for the entrance of the church, the guy suddenly felt weak, the more he gets further inside, the heavier his body become. As the mass ended, the guy was approached by a flower vendor and asked him, "Sir ang sweet mo naman." He asked, "Bakit mo nasabi?" "Kasi, pinasan mo pa ang girlfriend mo papasok ng simbahan." Happy Halloween!

1050. May bagong commercial daw si Efren Reyes ngayon. Ang product nya, bagong toothpaste!